"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understand
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again
bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable
that fufu lame shit, i aint with it
i’ll send some shots at yo fitted